“My pants came off.”

“What?”

“My pants came off.”

“Wad’you mean, they came off, what happened to them?”

“I took them off.”

“What?”

“But I’m wearing my shorts.”

“Why did the pants come off?”

“Because. Nothing.”

“What do you mean, nothing? Is that them lying in the corner?”

“Uh hum.”

“Well what happened?”

“Nothing. I’m wearing no pants.”

So saying, she pats her bottom approvingly, and walks off.

Trouble, that one.